I know this girl named Julienne. She loves to cut everything to matchlike pieces…, and she’s no hairdresser…
Is the Greece government busy with greeking so their citizens remain oblivious or are they trying to rake in billions from, uhm, let’s say, China?
The French egg has made quite an impression on ‘pressing’ down in the ‘Provence.’ L’ouef U 2.
A hogchoker was spotted near a downtown fish market and arrested on suspicion of selling worthless meat to teenagers.
Sole has been spotted visiting a disco party. According to insiders it was all kinda fishy.
I tried to find a cure for anti-money, but had to settle for antimony instead. What gives?
The Harlem Globe Trotters are sponsored by Piggy Pork’s Pipping Pie.