“What’s this?” I asked the old zookeeper.
“That?” he replied, sweeping a few drops of sweat aside. “That’s a slow worm.”
I stared at the animal for a while. “Are you really sure…? Because… it says ‘lizard’ here on the side of the cage…”



If I want to use recreational drugs like weed or shrooms I get arrested. Luckily I can get high as a kite on prescription drugs, turning my local doc into a legal drugs dealer.