Reach for the stars.

“Reach for the stars,” my Positive Thoughts Guru advised.

“OK,” I grumbled, while stretching out both arms. “And then what do I do?”

The ensuing silence was deafening.


The Greatest Compliment

Someone asked me, “What would be the greatest compliment anyone could make?”
“About me?”
“Hmmmm, I guess that would be being remembered years after I’m gone. That would be awesome.”

“But you wouldn’t be there to notice it…”

“I know.”

“So, what’s the use…?”

“Because I know.”