One way streets don’t like highways.
An art expert told me that Rembrandt made so many ‘self portraits’ because he was ‘obsessed by his ego.’
I couldn’t disagree more. I think it was Rembrandt’s way of saying ‘look, I have to put food on the table, so I gotta cut some corners and give people some slack. Most don’t want to be portrayed “as is” but enhance the physical truth a little, you know, as in you photoshoppng models into supernatural beings. But when it comes to me, I finally have the means to tell the truth and show you my true talents. So, here I am… Take it or leave it.’
Sometimes I wonder why I keep wondering about wonders.
Because of stereotypes and imagery I can’t be a vegetarian.
A tongue can take on many forms and shapes, yet it doesn’t need a bone to be firm. Unfortunately, it can be split and tell lies. Therefore, when you hear a hissing sound, pay close attention.
The 2nd rated porn actress’ blowjob, really sucked…
When you opt to go to the ‘far’ you might forget about what’s ‘close’ to you.