Wisdom

 

Life is a journey filled with wise lessons, but only through sheer stupidity do most of us learn anything from it.

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Bras

“How do the bras sound?”

 

“Excuse me…”

 

“How do the bras sound?”

 

“You mean the horn section over there?”

 

“Yes.”

 

“Would you please add an extra ‘s’ to that word so I don’t get stuck in a vision filled with milk pillows?”

 

“Of what?”

 

“I thought so.”