In dictatorships they have ‘hang up’ comedians, in case they’re just not funny.
Monthly Archives: July 2012
Six-shooter
I bought this six-shooter the other day, to play Russian roulette, but it only gave me five shots.
Printer – Head
Why does a printer clean its head when you want to print? Why doesn’t it do so the moment you switch it on, so it’s, you know, ready to print?
Rule of Thumb
As a general rule of thumb, don’t jerk anything around in the cockpit, no matter what you have in your hands …
Heads up
“Hold your head up!” I was told, but couldn’t help but wonder why nature had given me free reign over such an important part of my body. Or was it that the 87% of our brain that we don’t use, refuses to think beyond what it thinks it doesn’t know?
Black Light
What is the engine or energy behind black light?
Sperm
Counting the sperm, you say?
Keeping an eye on the little swimmers?
Big fellas?
In the ocean?
WTF?
Leaves
Who did inform insects on the importance of attaching eggs at the underside of leaves?
Dairy
When someone mentioned something about something being wrong with the dairy during a wild snowstorm, I threw my carton away. Later I found out it was all about a diary. Darn!
Bar row
When I was informed over a bar row I went out looking for a place where stools and comfy seats had been flying around. Of course I needed wings and an engine to get all the way out there. Yey, Alaska.